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He is becoming a fountain of knowledge is old Derek...
It's somthing to do with pulling the comic out the cupboard really, but fountain of knowledge seems so much better :-)
You keep your comics in a cupboard?
you know those crazy brits, they keep EVERYTHING in the cupboard! Just look at Harry Potter!
I'll cupboard you boy! :twisted:
DelBubs
03-20-2004, 09:49 PM
He is becoming a fountain of knowledge is old Derek...
It's somthing to do with pulling the comic out the cupboard really, but fountain of knowledge seems so much better :-)
You keep your comics in a cupboard?
Yup, two cupboards actually, one for discontinued or limited series and one for ongoing series. TPB's are kept on top of a unit in another part of the room.
If Ben ever came to Britain, we would most likely keep him in a cupboard and only take him out late at night. :shock:
beetleblack
03-20-2004, 09:58 PM
Ummmm, I keep my comic books in a cubby hole at the top of the stairs, but I guess it is basically a glorified cupboard... maybe it is a brit thing...
Oh and don't even joke about putting Ben in a cupboard - remember the effect this sort of thing had on Jeanne-Marie/Aurora?
Don't make me put words in your mouth again! And don't make me split this topic off into "General Discussion" ;)
If Ben ever came to Britain, we would most likely keep him in a cupboard and only take him out late at night. :shock:
DelBubs
03-20-2004, 10:03 PM
You mean Ben could develop two personalities, one a utter slapper and the other a stern school marm type, might be worth putting him in the cupboard, just to see the effect. Then again, Harry Potter is not a slapper and he lives in a cupboard ?
beetleblack
03-20-2004, 10:12 PM
You mean Ben could develop two personalities, one a utter slapper and the other a stern school marm type, might be worth putting him in the cupboard, just to see the effect. Then again, Harry Potter is not a slapper and he lives in a cupboard ?
Well, who knows what Harry Potter gets up to in his spare time... but let's move swiftly on as that thought is rather disturbing...
aaaaaand split ;)
Del, are you saying that yo uare coming out to the cupboard here? That is what you brits call it, isn't it ;)
DelBubs
03-20-2004, 10:18 PM
aaaaaand split ;)
Del, are you saying that yo uare coming out to the cupboard here? That is what you brits call it, isn't it ;)
No I am not, and over here we call it 'Coming out of the Closet'
Oh and as for putting words in my mouth, can I suggest you go take a look at that thread again, someones been a messing :-)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:
I really should start abusing my mod powers...
Well now, if it's like that, you never know WHAT whill happen....oh, my Phil! What ever has happened to your rank?!
Ben
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:
I really should start abusing my mod powers...
DelBubs
03-20-2004, 10:31 PM
Ben, could I suggest you take a peep at the naughty words thread, to see what Phil done :-)
Del man, I never touched that thread :?
DelBubs
03-20-2004, 10:32 PM
He did Ben, I seeded him do it. Bad Cupboard Jockey :-)
Del man, I never touched that thread :?
:shock: [-X :evil:
don't make me get creative!
Yer a pair of wind up merchants. :|
A double act seperated by an ocean. :|
Somehow Del's coming off looking a little more guilty than Phil....maybe Del should get the Cupboard Jocky rank!
Cupboard Jocky!
:snigger:
DelBubs
03-20-2004, 10:41 PM
Somehow Del's coming off looking a little more guilty than Phil....maybe Del should get the Cupboard Jocky rank!
How can I be guilty, I have no mod powers to do such things. Now if only two people have the power and you didn't do it Ben who could it be.
Come on Sherlock, do your ting :-)
Sticks and Stones man, Sticks & Stones.... :cry:
Yes, but you DO have the rights to modify your own posts....hmmmm
Somehow Del's coming off looking a little more guilty than Phil....maybe Del should get the Cupboard Jocky rank!
How can I be guilty, I have no mod powers to do such things. Now if only two people have the power and you didn't do it Ben who could it be.
Come on Sherlock, do your ting :-)
DelBubs
03-20-2004, 10:45 PM
Sticks and Stones man, Sticks & Stones.... :cry:
Look Phil, now your a mod again, you abuse your powers and I get to be a cupboard jockey. Somthing is wrong inthe state of Denmark I tell ya :-(
DelBubs
03-20-2004, 10:46 PM
Yes, but you DO have the rights to modify your own posts....hmmmm
Yeah, but would I ? Sweet innocent me :roll:
How many years have I know you Del?
Yes, but you DO have the rights to modify your own posts....hmmmm
Yeah, but would I ? Sweet innocent me :roll:
But you've got lots of Mapleleafs! maybe Delbubs is a Moderator in disguise!
Ahh!
Del's wearing my old clothes!!!!
DelBubs
03-20-2004, 10:58 PM
How many years have I know you Del?
Probably about seven, when I first joined the mailing list, I think the server was coollist.
Puck, a mod in disguise, nope, just a humble cupboard jockey, cos Phil abused his powers :cry: :cry: :cry:
Your just jealous now Phil, cos you are no longer unique, no longer a cupboard jockey :x :x
Puck, a mod in disguise, nope, just a humble cupboard jockey, cos Phil abused his powers :cry: :cry: :cry:
Mate, even the newbies know you're full of excrement on this matter ;)
DelBubs
03-20-2004, 11:05 PM
Puck, a mod in disguise, nope, just a humble cupboard jockey, cos Phil abused his powers :cry: :cry: :cry:
Mate, even the newbies know you're full of excrement on this matter ;)You think so, eh? uhmm, well, oh well, I shall have to live with my shame :P (A BLEEDIN CUPBOARD JOCKEY AND PROUD OF IT) 8) 8) 8)
well, since you admitted it, I'll at least restor your number of mapleleaves on your rank ;)
Puck, a mod in disguise, nope, just a humble cupboard jockey, cos Phil abused his powers :cry: :cry: :cry:
Mate, even the newbies know you're full of excrement on this matter ;)You think so, eh? uhmm, well, oh well, I shall have to live with my shame :P (A BLEEDIN CUPBOARD JOCKEY AND PROUD OF IT) 8) 8) 8)
DelBubs
03-20-2004, 11:08 PM
My mapleleafs back, God Bless ya SWEETLIPS :P
HappyCanuck
03-20-2004, 11:10 PM
My mapleleafs back, God Bless ya SWEETLIPS :P
.... am I the only one who finds Del calling Ben 'Sweetlips' somewhat disturbing...? :shock:
He'll try and blame it on me, watch and see...
Naw, Del's caught read handed on this one! Back into your cupboard Mr. Robinson!
DelBubs
03-20-2004, 11:15 PM
My mapleleafs back, God Bless ya SWEETLIPS :P
.... am I the only one who finds Del calling Ben 'Sweetlips' somewhat disturbing...? :shock:
Thats in reference to the 'Naughty Words' thread. However, from all accounts, if you look at Ben in a certain light, he does have the lips of an 18 year girl, and she says he's getting them all wrinkly and can she have them back. :D :D
I was gonna retort Del, but the only thing I could think of was probably over the line!
OMG, this has to be the funniest thread EVER!
It's been a good evening... fast and furious posting :D
HavokThePowerful
03-21-2004, 01:12 AM
:lol: sorry I missed this debate, but I had too laugh out loud about the sweet lips comment.
DelBubs
03-21-2004, 07:19 AM
So how long do I get to be the Cupboard Jockey ? eh, eh?
Heh, I was trying to decide how long to leave you as such...now I COULD leave you like that 'till yo uhit 500 posts, and get to choose your own rank... :lol:
RISE CUPBOARD THREAD, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!!!!
beetleblack
03-27-2004, 05:13 PM
NOOOOOO - I just knew this thread would come back to haunt us one day! Like a bad sequel (I STILL Know What You Put In Your Cupboard!!!!)...
DelBubs
03-27-2004, 09:45 PM
RISE CUPBOARD THREAD, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!!!!
God Bless Ya Phil, I haven't seen bumping like this since the first Santini's. I fair come over all nostalgic :cry:
While Ben's away the jockeys shall play!!!
HavokThePowerful
03-28-2004, 01:26 AM
While Ben's away the jockeys shall play!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Major Mapleleaf Jr
03-28-2004, 08:37 AM
God help us all. :D :D :D
CUPBOARD PORN SPOILER...
http://www.ikea.co.uk/PIAimages/16994_PE101323_S3.jpg
DelBubs
03-28-2004, 05:24 PM
That cupboard, cor eh!!, COR!! Was it stained, no? Phwoar nudge nudge :-)
beetleblack
03-28-2004, 05:35 PM
*shudder*
You people make me sick, taking an innocent cupboard like that and degrading it! What next will you be exploiting? Drawers? Coffee tables?? Bookcases???
If there were justice in this world people like you wouldn't be allowed to go near an Ikea store!!!!
Could you please keep this kind of thing to the privacy of your own home and not bring it on here where you might sully innocent young minds, let us get back to wholesome discussions like which member of Alpha Flight we'd most like to cover in maple syrup and lick off... *ahem*
:wink:
PS - Erm, if you are going to post pics like that, could the cupboards at least have knobs on them as they REALLY do it for me... *ahem* :oops:
PS - Erm, if you are going to post pics like that, could the cupboards at least have knobs on them as they REALLY do it for me... *ahem* :oops:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
DelBubs
03-28-2004, 05:49 PM
Cupboards with KNOBS eh phwoar, eh, fnarr fnarr. It's harmless fun and I never go near any cupboard that hasn't consented. Plus those pics of Queen Ann tables and victorian dressers on my HDD were there purely for research purposes, I'm writing a book about the enigma of the Furniture Fetish, nothing else 8) 8)
HavokThePowerful
03-28-2004, 10:14 PM
:lol: :lol:
Although that cupboard isn't to bad in fact....
Me + That Cupboard = \:D/
Major Mapleleaf Jr
03-28-2004, 10:19 PM
You are all a bunch of sick bastards, you know that? SICK!
If we're taking orders on cupboards, though, I like mine with a nice lacquered finish... smooth as a baby's bottom... :shock:
What has the world come to?!
I'm only 19 y'know!?
syvalois
03-28-2004, 11:45 PM
I'm just happy to know what a cupboard is.
HappyCanuck
03-29-2004, 01:07 AM
..... sorry, I'm killing myself laughing at the 'furniture porn' here.... You know this forum has taken a few too many steps to the left when... Leave it to Phil to come up with something like this... good on ya, old man, for indulging in our more 'stranger' habits...
We all need a release sometime...
Err... wait... that came out wrong...
DelBubs
03-29-2004, 12:18 PM
We all need a release sometime...
Err... wait... that came out wrong...
Don't fret it Phil, it's not the first time it's come out wrong, but a couple of lolly sticks and sellotape should correct that.
Plus, whats wrong with having a thing about a Georgian dresser, Donny Osmond even sang about it.
'And they called it cupboard love,
Oh I guess they'll never know,
How mahogany really feels,
and just why I love it so,
'I cry each night... All together now
'My tears for you
Major Mapleleaf Jr
03-29-2004, 12:25 PM
Using Donny Osmond as a reference really isn't a good thing, lol.
DelBubs
03-29-2004, 12:36 PM
Using Donny Osmond as a reference really isn't a good thing, lol.
You leave Donny alone, he was great in the video release of 'Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Pancake' (or whatever that was, oh and he wore a loin cloth, which could appeal to some, now if only he would stand next to a wardrobe in a loin cloth. Something for everyone). :P
HappyCanuck
03-29-2004, 12:49 PM
LOL, okay, completely off topic (like pretty much everything else in this thread), but you just made me realise something kinda odd... In 'Technicolour Dreamcoat', Donny played Joseph, who became an advisor to the Pharoah of Egypt... now Donny's the host on 'Pyramid' (the remake of the old 70's - 80's '$10,000 Pyramid' with Dick Clark, who's as old as the pyramids!)
Major Mapleleaf Jr
03-29-2004, 12:51 PM
We've gone from cupboards to Donny Osmond... it's official, I'm having a bad dream. I think I can see the Dreamqueen laughing in the distance... :shock:
So, THIS is what happens when I go away? [-X #-o ](*,)
BTW, Here's a great link, I go there every day!
http://www.furnitureporn.com/
DelBubs
03-29-2004, 12:59 PM
LOL, okay, completely off topic (like pretty much everything else in this thread), but you just made me realise something kinda odd... In 'Technicolour Dreamcoat', Donny played Joseph, who became an advisor to the Pharoah of Egypt... now Donny's the host on 'Pyramid' (the remake of the old 70's - 80's '$10,000 Pyramid' with Dick Clark, who's as old as the pyramids!)
Dick Clarke once wore a loin cloth. Re Donny, he lived on the Morning Side of the Mountain, which was probably good experience for designing Pyramids.
HappyCanuck
03-29-2004, 12:59 PM
http://www.furnitureporn.com/
That is easily the most DISTURBING site I've ever seen... the chair in the bondage get up... *shutter*
DelBubs
03-29-2004, 01:09 PM
So, THIS is what happens when I go away? [-X #-o ](*,)
BTW, Here's a great link, I go there every day!
http://www.furnitureporn.com/
What is very disturbing is that you were aware of this site Ben!!
Major Mapleleaf Jr
03-29-2004, 01:16 PM
He was probably getting you an early Christmas present. :)
DelBubs
03-29-2004, 01:53 PM
An Ikea dresser with three draws, one slightly ajar. Pure Bliss, thanks Ben :o :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Roofsex movie
beetleblack
03-29-2004, 05:22 PM
So, THIS is what happens when I go away? [-X #-o ](*,)
BTW, Here's a great link, I go there every day!
http://www.furnitureporn.com/
What is very disturbing is that you were aware of this site Ben!!
Erm, Del, is this YOUR site????
HavokThePowerful
03-29-2004, 07:00 PM
So, THIS is what happens when I go away? [-X #-o ](*,)
BTW, Here's a great link, I go there every day!
http://www.furnitureporn.com/
OMG :lol: :lol: :lol:
Major Mapleleaf Jr
04-01-2004, 06:33 PM
That's almost as bad as scarysquirrel.org. Almost.
DelBubs
04-06-2004, 05:26 AM
In regards to scareysquirrel. I too believe that these hairy, bushy tailed rodents are up to something nefarious. They give it that 'cute and cuddly' routine, but underneath, there's a vicious little monster waiting to have your fingers off your hand.
Re Furniture :
http://news.independent.co.uk/europe/story.jsp?story=508883
Do you think he's a furniture pimp, hiring out his designs for immoral purposes :-)
Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of Ikea Â* and as such, responsible for a global epidemic of head-scratching over self-assembly wardrobe instructions Â* has overtaken Bill Gates, the Microsoft billionaire, as the wealthiest human being by amassing...
"Aye,where's there's mucky, there's brass"
ladymako71
05-16-2004, 10:33 AM
BTW, Here's a great link, I go there every day!
http://www.furnitureporn.com/
ROTFL!!! I should see if I can find the kitty porn site again....or did they get hacked? I don't remember it's been a while.
ladymako71
05-16-2004, 10:38 AM
[quote=DelBubs]You keep your comics in a cupboard?
Okay, the Poms keep theirs in cupboards, the Kiwis in closets...I don't have clothes in my closet, I have several long boxes (27 at last count) of comics...I really need to go through those.
SwiftFox
05-16-2004, 12:14 PM
I've got mine in a closet... although for some reason they also end up in my laundry basket...
ladymako71
05-16-2004, 12:21 PM
I've got mine in a closet... although for some reason they also end up in my laundry basket...
no no no, you launder MONEY! Not comic books! silly boy.
SwiftFox
05-16-2004, 12:44 PM
no no no, you launder MONEY! Not comic books! silly boy.
Hmmm and I've been putting the money in bags with boards....
All you have to do now, is send me those bags and in return you shall receive eternal happiness.
Magik
05-18-2004, 03:47 AM
Hmmm and I've been putting the money in bags with boards....
All you have to do now, is send me those bags and in return you shall receive eternal happiness.
Let him have the bags, Swift - Send me the money. :D
~ Magik
Richv1
06-07-2004, 08:38 PM
I really like that picture of Sephie. That was a great comic at the start.
So where do I get a cupboard? Maybe I should build one of my own and customize it.
The most exciting thing about building my studio is all those new cupboards I get to make!
Excuse me, I'm going to the washroom with an ikea catalog
Ben
"Ben what are you doing in there?"
"NOTHING!!! DON'T OPEN THE DOOR"
beetleblack
06-09-2004, 05:53 PM
Ikea... *droooool*
:oops:
http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/uploads/dethstarr640.jpg
http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/uploads/EikeakitSAVE.jpg
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=950292
Richv1
06-09-2004, 07:56 PM
Globel Metal Furniture,Ginney's and Calders are all Cupboard sellers to so Ikea isn't the only place for them. So shop around. LOL
ladymako71
06-10-2004, 03:56 AM
The most exciting thing about building my studio is all those new cupboards I get to make!
Excuse me, I'm going to the washroom with an ikea catalog
Ben
"Ben what are you doing in there?"
"NOTHING!!! DON'T OPEN THE DOOR"
I have not one, but TWO Ikea stores near me! I think I'll go play sometime this month there. Sounds lovely...
(so that's what happens to the catalogues we get...dad takes them!)
Don't ask me, Ask Puck!
http://forum.alphaflight.net/album_pic.php?pic_id=95
ladymako71
06-10-2004, 04:41 AM
and here I thought that mystery creaking was just the house settling...hmm?
*chokes laughing*
beetleblack
06-10-2004, 06:38 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Maybe Zuha was conceived in a cupboard???? Or even in Ikea! (Scott, if you use that idea I think I should get credited ;) )
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SwiftFox
06-10-2004, 08:31 AM
Ben: that's awesome
Mako: Beware of things that creak in the night...
Beetle:Eeeep! In a cupboard.... I hope her mom was a 'little person' too..
DelBubs
06-17-2004, 03:54 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Maybe Zuha was conceived in a cupboard???? Or even in Ikea! (Scott, if you use that idea I think I should get credited ;) )
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The Womans sleep was disturbed by the creaking of the CUPBOARD door. Through the transperency of her sheet, she could see a bald head appear from out of the CUPBOARD. "Eh" a squeeky,'Repo Man', type of voice rang out across the darkness of the bedroom, it had a magical tone which immediately set her body a tingling. "Eh!!, right back at you" she said, as her knicker elastic mysteriously perished.
Or BUMP
Sasquatch
06-21-2004, 05:55 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Maybe Zuha was conceived in a cupboard???? Or even in Ikea! (Scott, if you use that idea I think I should get credited ;) )
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hmmm Now I'm going to be thinking about that all day.
Richv1
06-21-2004, 09:13 PM
Yep now I'll be thinking about Puck in a cupboard as well and how she will contort her body to fit on one of the shelfs. No she can not stand in the big bottom part. lol
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