AF, something to keep them busy in the winter months

[SwiftFox]

This has been posted with Authorization from Ben.... (i'm a good boy...)

I have too much time on hands and new AF action figures, so I got goofy.
The pics are adult in nature and will not be posted here directly. However I am posting a link to where I have them stored.

IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 OR ARE DISTURBED OR OFFENDED BY IMAGES ACTION FIGURES ENGAGED IN SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS (MF, MM, FMF) DO NOT FOLLOW THE LINK!!!

If you're still curious they can be found here.

http://members.rogers.com/swift_fox/orgy/

[syvalois]

I don't know what a stud is...so I will say....sick :twisted:

[DelBubs]

I went for funny, but am of the opinion that you are one sick puppy :lol:

[Phil]

Funny's got 0 votes still, Del :lol:

[SwiftFox]

I went for funny, but am of the opinion that you are one sick puppy :lol:

Thanks Del! :P

[DelBubs]

Funny's got 0 votes still, Del :lol:
I demand a recount. It's Florida all over again. :)

[ladymako71]

Actually it was Florida that blew it last time around...Texas is just to blame for spawning Bush in the first place.

[DelBubs]

Ah the joy of the edit button. Perhaps I was remembering the Alamo :-)

[ladymako71]

=ppppppppppppppp


And I voted sick...as in one sick f**k...my kinda people!

[Airhead]

Thats.......interesting........
I went for Funny!
lol
But I do have one question........
Where can I get some of those Alpha Flight action figures?!
lol :lol:

[SwiftFox]

Thats.......interesting........
I went for Funny!
lol

Thanks.... nice to see that sick is only getting a couple votes...


But I do have one question........
Where can I get some of those Alpha Flight action figures?!
lol :lol:


Ebay my friend! (Except Guardian of course...) They're on there all the time... I got the whole set (Sas, Vindicator, Puck, Snowy and the Twins for $15 US and Snowy comes with an owl and a bear)

[Airhead]

Ebay my friend! (Except Guardian of course...) They're on there all the time... I got the whole set (Sas, Vindicator, Puck, Snowy and the Twins for $15 US and Snowy comes with an owl and a bear)

Interesting.........I may have to pay my good friends at Ebay a visit........
Bahahahaha! :twisted:
Thanks for the info!

[Mystic]

Hmmmm.....

The...the only thing I can say is.....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Whu....huh....THEY'RE NOT SUPPSED TO...

:::faints from sheer terror:::

All in all, it's a pretty sick mind you've got there Swifty. Glad to know you're one of us after all. :)

Cheers,
Mystic

[Ben]

I'm ashamed to admit, I have put mine in to similar positions....My ex would move them out of said positions, and I'd make her move them back ;)

my figures are packed away just now, but when I'm moved back home, I'll dig 'em out again :)

I still think somone should do a weekly (or something) little story (no like Swifty's poses) with the figures.

Ben

[beetleblack]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Oh my, I never knew that Snowbird had it in her... and as for Northstar and Sasquatch - that's gotta hurt!

That said, this sort of Action Figure Porn is a known phenomena, I used to do it with my own He-Man and She-Ra figures when I was a child (ah, come on, they gave Beastman a WHIP for god's sake - now that's just asking for trouble). I also did a similar thing to the boyf's all new He-Men figures (ah, come on, they gave Beastman a WHIP again for god's sake - now that's just asking for trouble ;) ) whenever he'd leave the room - sometimes he didn't notice for days.

Oh and Swifty, you ARE one sick puppy... but then aren't we all! :lol:

[Legerd]

I still think somone should do a weekly (or something) little story (no like Swifty's poses) with the figures.

Ben

Sure, but you would have to create some bad guys for them to fight since I don't think they made any AF villain action figures. Just use stuff from around the house. They could face the amazing absorbing powers of The Sponge! Or maybe they have to find the devious TV Remote before he strikes! How about they face off against the deadly beer bottle assassins known enigmatically as: The Two-Four! :-s

[Phil]

That said, this sort of Action Figure Porn is a known phenomena, I used to do it with my own He-Man and She-Ra figures when I was a child

Oh come on, He-Man was nothing but a bondage filled homosexual orgy.

"Ram Man" ?
"Man-At-Arms" ?

The only women involved were either sisters or daughters of the main characters...

All that chainmail exposing huge muscles.

[beetleblack]

That said, this sort of Action Figure Porn is a known phenomena, I used to do it with my own He-Man and She-Ra figures when I was a child

Oh come on, He-Man was nothing but a bondage filled homosexual orgy.

"Ram Man" ?
"Man-At-Arms" ?

The only women involved were either sisters or daughters of the main characters...

All that chainmail exposing huge muscles.

Erm, Phil, is there something you'd like to tell us????

*ahem*

I would like to point out that I didn't JUST enact bondaged filled homesexual orgies with my He-Man figures... I occasionally allowed Teela and She-Ra to watch - inbetween enacting hair pulling catfight contests with them (which, seeing as Teela had plastic hair and She-Ra had REAL hair, it was no contest at all!).

[beetleblack]

That said, this sort of Action Figure Porn is a known phenomena, I used to do it with my own He-Man and She-Ra figures when I was a child

Oh come on, He-Man was nothing but a bondage filled homosexual orgy.

"Ram Man" ?
"Man-At-Arms" ?

The only women involved were either sisters or daughters of the main characters...

All that chainmail exposing huge muscles.

Oh and you forgot to mention "Fisto", "Tongue Lasher" and "Rimmer"... Okay, I may have made one of those up... *ahem*

[Ben]

I still think somone should do a weekly (or something) little story (no like Swifty's poses) with the figures.

Ben

Sure, but you would have to create some bad guys for them to fight since I don't think they made any AF villain action figures. Just use stuff from around the house. They could face the amazing absorbing powers of The Sponge! Or maybe they have to find the devious TV Remote before he strikes! How about they face off against the deadly beer bottle assassins known enigmatically as: The Two-Four! :-s


HAH HAH! I love it! But the AF base would have to be a cupboard :wink:

Ben

[kozzi24]

Sorry. Gotta say sick. Positioning action figures like that isn't all that original, as Ben noted.
Whoever says they haven't is a liar!
But to take pictures...?

[Phil]

I still think somone should do a weekly (or something) little story (no like Swifty's poses) with the figures.

Ben

Sure, but you would have to create some bad guys for them to fight since I don't think they made any AF villain action figures. Just use stuff from around the house. They could face the amazing absorbing powers of The Sponge! Or maybe they have to find the devious TV Remote before he strikes! How about they face off against the deadly beer bottle assassins known enigmatically as: The Two-Four! :-s


HAH HAH! I love it! But the AF base would have to be a cupboard :wink:

Ben

And they need to take on some pudding.

[DelBubs]

I still think somone should do a weekly (or something) little story (no like Swifty's poses) with the figures.

Ben

Sure, but you would have to create some bad guys for them to fight since I don't think they made any AF villain action figures. Just use stuff from around the house. They could face the amazing absorbing powers of The Sponge! Or maybe they have to find the devious TV Remote before he strikes! How about they face off against the deadly beer bottle assassins known enigmatically as: The Two-Four! :-s


HAH HAH! I love it! But the AF base would have to be a cupboard :wink:

Ben

And they need to take on some pudding.
So we're looking for a villian who is not to be trifled with :roll:

[kozzi24]

A simple wad of clay can be Scramble/Omega

[kozzi24]

And make sure Shaman is on hand to treat his teammates' VD

[Phil]

I'm thinking the introduction of an adult forum is sounding better by the day :lol:

[HappyCanuck]

Oh and Swifty, you ARE one sick puppy... but then aren't we all! :lol:


:? I thought it was a prerequisit to be on this board that you had people in white smocks chasing you with straight-jackets....

[ladymako71]

So we're looking for a villian who is not to be trifled with :roll:

That was just BAD! *dies laughing* You lot always come up witht he good s***e while I'm at work!

[ladymako71]

That said, this sort of Action Figure Porn is a known phenomena, I used to do it with my own He-Man and She-Ra figures when I was a child

Oh come on, He-Man was nothing but a bondage filled homosexual orgy.

"Ram Man" ?
"Man-At-Arms" ?

The only women involved were either sisters or daughters of the main characters...

All that chainmail exposing huge muscles.

Oh and you forgot to mention "Fisto", "Tongue Lasher" and "Rimmer"... Okay, I may have made one of those up... *ahem*

Beetle hon? I sprayed coffee all over my computer screen when I panned down to this one.

Of course as soon as I saw the mention of He-Man my mind went back to the care free days of youth as I tried to recall all the bloody names of his bum-buddies...err pals.


I'm thinking the introduction of an adult forum is sounding better by the day

Me too mate. me too...lololololol

[ladymako71]

Oh and Swifty, you ARE one sick puppy... but then aren't we all! :lol:


:? I thought it was a prerequisit to be on this board that you had people in white smocks chasing you with straight-jackets....


...I swear one of these days I'm gonna master multi quoting on this bloody thing.

A-hem anyhoo....SO that's what those two lurking in the shadows are! I was wondering about that!




Oh my, I never knew that Snowbird had it in her... and as for Northstar and Sasquatch - that's gotta hurt!

Oh yeah like you were shocked! lol You obviously did the same thing I did! "What nefarious games did I play with my toys when I was a kid?"
God only knows the REAL Army I played with my G.I. Joes. ;)

[DelBubs]

Action Man and My Little Pony, aye what memories :lol:, but I never took pictures, I'm!! not a sicko, unlike some.

[ladymako71]

Phil....about that forum?

*dies laughing!!!*

I will never be able to look at my sister's MLP's the same anymore Del...thanks

[DelBubs]

Let me tell you the tale of the Care Bears and Godzilla in the leather bondage sex scandal.

[Phil]

I remember when I took one of my sister's My Little Pony's, pulled the tail out and stuck one of those indoor snake firework's up the tail-less hole, and watched it 'poo' it out....

I was young.

And twisted.

[DelBubs]

I remember when I took one of my sister's My Little Pony's, pulled the tail out and stuck one of those indoor snake firework's up the tail-less hole, and watched it 'poo' it out.....
You git, I almost choked on my dinner :mrgreen:


I was young.

And twisted.

And now old and twisted :P

[ladymako71]

I remember when I took one of my sister's My Little Pony's, pulled the tail out and stuck one of those indoor snake firework's up the tail-less hole, and watched it 'poo' it out....

I was young.

And twisted.

Okay see? I've seen this one done...by my sister no less. But then we both come from the same fetid gene pool so it makes sense.


Let me tell you the tale of the Care Bears and Godzilla in the leather bondage sex scandal.

And yer going on about Phil making you choke on dinner? What about my poor cup of coffee that has seen more spit takes then actual sips?

[Phil]

You git, I almost choked on my dinner :mrgreen:

Only almost?

I'll haveta try harder next time...