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Big Boss
07-29-2005, 05:37 PM
In 2008. What do u think of that? Let's do a test.

Q: What do you think of a woman President?
-a: worst idea ever (that's what I think, personal opinion)
-b: bad idea
-c: mediocre idea
-d: passable idea
-e: pretty decent idea
-f: good idea
-g: capital idea

Q: If she becomes President (remember the "if" part, because in all honesty, it's not that likely a woman gets elected), how do you think she'll treat Canada?
-a: as awful as the other Presidents
-b: nicely
-c: like crap, but she cuts us a break
-d: tries to annex us
-e: always wants our help and such, but never thanks us because Americans are terrified of acknowleding that we exist

Q: How do you think she'll treat the rest of the world?
-a: as badly as Dubya
-b: maybe better
-c: she'll do nothing
-d: she'll actually try to make peace (LOL yeah right!!!)
-e: same as most other Presidents; polices the world, but not on Dubya's scale of sheer nastiness

Q: What do you think she'll do about terrorists?
-a: remove more of the average Americans' rights like Dubya did
-b: nothing
-c: invade some Middle Eastern counry/s
-d: spout more crap to terrify the American people and the world
-e: blame it all on some Middle Eastern leader who she can't prove to have something to do with it, but everybody (powerful) believes it because...he's Middle Eastern looking, and not a white guy

Q: What do you think she'll do about abortion?
-a: she's pro
-b: she's anti
-c: she says both at once to appease both groups and get more votes
-d: she foolishly attempts to appease both groups (which is obviously impossible)

Q: What do you think she'll do about marijuana?
-a: definitely NOT legalize it (I prefer this one)
-b: probably not legalize it
-c: maybe legalize it
-d: legalize it
-e: definitely legalize it

Q: What do you think she'll do about the US military?
-a: get it in better shape
-b: make a few improvements, nothing spectacular
-c: do nothing
-d: do what Clinton did, which was really mess it up (EG, he made it so that if a private gave his officer a special card, he could get out of exercize, and Clinton also greatly lowered the level of training required for special forces just so more women could join...ungh)

Q: What about medicare?
-a: improve it
-b: make it worse
-c: destroy it
-d: do nothing

Mokole
07-29-2005, 06:10 PM
Q: What do you think of a woman President?
-a: worst idea ever (that's what I think, personal opinion)
-b: bad idea
-c: mediocre idea
-d: passable idea
-e: pretty decent idea
-f: good idea
-g: capital idea

f) No big deal. Just like any man president, it depends on who it is and who they have around them. Like President Chicken being a woman would be any worse a President than the male he allegedly is!


Q: If she becomes President (remember the "if" part, because in all honesty, it's not that likely a woman gets elected), how do you think she'll treat Canada?
-a: as awful as the other Presidents
-b: nicely
-c: like crap, but she cuts us a break
-d: tries to annex us
-e: always wants our help and such, but never thanks us because Americans are terrified of acknowleding that we exist

b) Clinton himself rarely hurt us, why would she?


Q: How do you think she'll treat the rest of the world?
-a: as badly as Dubya
-b: maybe better
-c: she'll do nothing
-d: she'll actually try to make peace (LOL yeah right!!!)
-e: same as most other Presidents; polices the world, but not on Dubya's scale of sheer nastiness

A little of column d), a little of column e)...


Q: What do you think she'll do about terrorists?
-a: remove more of the average Americans' rights like Dubya did
-b: nothing
-c: invade some Middle Eastern counry/s
-d: spout more crap to terrify the American people and the world
-e: blame it all on some Middle Eastern leader who she can't prove to have something to do with it, but everybody (powerful) believes it because...he's Middle Eastern looking, and not a white guy

None of the above. She'll have different policies than the GOP and won't antagonize so many people, so terrorists will be fewer and farther between. She'll still fight them anyway.


Q: What do you think she'll do about abortion?
-a: she's pro
-b: she's anti
-c: she says both at once to appease both groups and get more votes
-d: she foolishly attempts to appease both groups (which is obviously impossible)

a) she's pro-abortion, exactly my opposite, I'm pro-life (against the death penalty for exactly the same reason!)


Q: What do you think she'll do about marijuana?
-a: definitely NOT legalize it (I prefer this one)
-b: probably not legalize it
-c: maybe legalize it
-d: legalize it
-e: definitely legalize it

a)


Q: What do you think she'll do about the US military?
-a: get it in better shape
-b: make a few improvements, nothing spectacular
-c: do nothing
-d: do what Clinton did, which was really mess it up (EG, he made it so that if a private gave his officer a special card, he could get out of exercize, and Clinton also greatly lowered the level of training required for special forces just so more women could join...ungh)

c)


Q: What about medicare?
-a: improve it
-b: make it worse
-c: destroy it
-d: do nothing

a)

Canada has a few women who are potential Prime Ministers some day: Sheila Copps still, Belinda Stronach, what's her name from Edmonton (MClennan?), and a bunch I'm forgetting because I'm just out of it right now after this poll.

burN@
07-29-2005, 07:24 PM
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In 2008. What do u think of that? Let's do a test.

Q: What do you think of a woman President?
-g: capital idea





Q: If she becomes President, how do you think she'll treat Canada?
Who care !!!:-({|=




Q: How do you think she'll treat the rest of the world?
Who care !!! a American is just a American :^o




Q: What do you think she'll do about terrorists?
](*,) her best I swear




Q: What do you think she'll do about abortion?
the right think, i hope \:D/



Q: What do you think she'll do about marijuana?
-d: legalize it :roll:




Q: What do you think she'll do about the US military?
:-k :?:
http://www2.pravda.com.ua/archive/2005/january/28/images/jezh.jpg



Q: What about medicare?
-a: improve it

http://www.mondodisotto.it/imageiraq/030401AlKindi6.jpg

Mokole
07-29-2005, 09:59 PM
Ugh, please my friend, not gross pictures.

I read a few years ago a poll that asked: "who wouldn't you vote for as President of the United States". The results, in order of 'least offensive President' to 'I would never vote for a(n)...':

Asian
Hebrew
Black
Woman
Catholic
Homosexual

Odd how polls go sometimes. Or why anybody takes part.

burN@
07-29-2005, 10:09 PM
Hey all he's gay ,......look




http://photos4.flickr.com/5700766_a362cfe730.jpg


http://tralfaz-archives.com/comics/geary/Bush-the-Sr.-See-No-Evil.jpg

beetleblack
07-30-2005, 04:47 PM
IMO Hilary Clinton should be Queen of the Universe and Chelsea Clinton should be forced to wear her hair like Princess Leia in Star Wars.

DelBubs
07-30-2005, 05:04 PM
http://www.mondodisotto.it/imageiraq/030401AlKindi6.jpg
American foreign policy, if you don't want to give it to us voluntarily, we'll burn your kids (no pressure intended)

As for Hilary, I would like to see someone find her sperm on an interns dress. (Not that I'm saying it's not possible)

Big Boss
07-30-2005, 06:35 PM
Ugh, please my friend, not gross pictures.

I read a few years ago a poll that asked: "who wouldn't you vote for as President of the United States". The results, in order of 'least offensive President' to 'I would never vote for a(n)...':

Asian
Hebrew
Black
Woman
Catholic
Homosexual

Odd how polls go sometimes. Or why anybody takes part.


For me it's (from least offensive to most offensive from top to bottom):
-Catholic (I don't know what everybody's problem with them is...I don't see them as worse than Dubya...50% of this country is Catholic, and it's turned out decent enough)
-Jew (I actually like Jews)
-Black Man (I think a black guy could actually clean up America)
-Asian (eh...passable)
-Gay (a gay IS still a man, after all, even if not much of one, but I wouldn't pick this unless none of the above were available)
-Woman (totally unacceptable, no matter what)

DelBubs
07-31-2005, 08:57 AM
-Gay (a gay IS still a man, after all, even if not much of one, but I wouldn't pick this unless none of the above were available)
-Woman (totally unacceptable, no matter what)

I actually was beginning to appreciate your comments until i read this crap. Gay equates to not much of a man, and never a woman as pres, just what kind of a bigot are you?
1) Sexist
2) Homophobic
3) Both

Phil
07-31-2005, 09:00 AM
3)

DelBubs
07-31-2005, 09:16 AM
Well at least he's not racist or anti-semite :wink:

Phil
07-31-2005, 09:29 AM
I'm sure if he understood what the words meant he would be....

DelBubs
07-31-2005, 09:35 AM
I'm sure if he understood what the words meant he would be....
Nope he actually likes Jews, as for Arican Americans, he reckons they would clean up America. I think he means the sheriff from Blazing Saddles :P Or maybe he wants them all to have brooms

Phil
07-31-2005, 09:41 AM
I'm not going to ask where the brooms will be inserted, because obviously that has connotations he won't like...

DelBubs
07-31-2005, 09:50 AM
Although in all honesty, would you vote for A Gay Jewish African American with a broom up his aris? :?

Phil
07-31-2005, 10:01 AM
Is there a swimsuit round?

DelBubs
07-31-2005, 10:03 AM
Nope, only an Evening Dress round, sans stains.

Phil
07-31-2005, 10:19 AM
Will Sandra Bullock be going undercover in it?

DelBubs
07-31-2005, 10:45 AM
Is she an African American lesbian with a broom? If so prolly not, then again it's a perfect diguise. 'Miss Congeniality 3' A great film thats sweeping the nation :-)

Barnacle13
08-02-2005, 06:08 PM
There's my vote!


I think many Americans would accept a female president. I for one have no problem with that. I think a homosexual would be much less likely to get elected, or even nominated for that matter. Not saying they wouldn't do a fine job, but there's a precedent of running homosexuals out of office in the States. Black I thought was very doable with Colin Powell. Jew or Catholic, who cares. I'm all about seperation of church and state. Religion shouldn't come into the picture!