Big Boss
08-22-2005, 11:27 PM
What would they be? For me:
1. we’re very highly respected and very well-liked universally around the world (in fact, the most respected and liked by far), even by America/Americans (which would be amazing because it's a well-known fact that Americans think they're the best no matter what and are incapable of respecting anybody)
2. we’re a real country which means we weren’t a colony to start with
3. we’re a world superpower (this would actually be a standard thing instead of some temporary accidental stroke of luck), as great a nation as any that lives, ever did or ever will, and we don’t have some ******ed policy of not-having-anything-to-do-with-anything; we matter a LOT, were always in such great shape as it says on this list and always would be, meaning us getting annexed by America (or anybody for that matter) is totally impossible
4. we aren’t wimpy at all (but aren’t total psychos like the Americans either)
5. we always have an absolutely top military (including having lots of nukes (nukes are excellent for convincing other countries NOT to try to invade you) and top government, military and national security, plus secret service/secret intelligence systems and agencies)
6. we always have very a strong economy, and would get back all the businesses we lost to America...in fact, we wouldn't have lost them in the first place, and instead, America would lose their businesses to us
7. we have top public healthcare, transit and education systems, and top government service and public service systems
8. the Canadian people truly believe in their country and not a single man, woman or child of the Great White North thinks it’s alright for it to be annexed by Americans or anybody, and any Canadian would stop that from happening, even at the cost of his life
9. we have no crime (and therefore no homelessness because that’s one thing that causes crime), Canadians wouldn’t even need to lock their doors at night
10. we have no pollution (this of course includes noise pollution, meaning damned teenagers don’t drive by your house at 2 in the morning playing damned rap music so loud their car speakers could explode)
What about you folks?
1. we’re very highly respected and very well-liked universally around the world (in fact, the most respected and liked by far), even by America/Americans (which would be amazing because it's a well-known fact that Americans think they're the best no matter what and are incapable of respecting anybody)
2. we’re a real country which means we weren’t a colony to start with
3. we’re a world superpower (this would actually be a standard thing instead of some temporary accidental stroke of luck), as great a nation as any that lives, ever did or ever will, and we don’t have some ******ed policy of not-having-anything-to-do-with-anything; we matter a LOT, were always in such great shape as it says on this list and always would be, meaning us getting annexed by America (or anybody for that matter) is totally impossible
4. we aren’t wimpy at all (but aren’t total psychos like the Americans either)
5. we always have an absolutely top military (including having lots of nukes (nukes are excellent for convincing other countries NOT to try to invade you) and top government, military and national security, plus secret service/secret intelligence systems and agencies)
6. we always have very a strong economy, and would get back all the businesses we lost to America...in fact, we wouldn't have lost them in the first place, and instead, America would lose their businesses to us
7. we have top public healthcare, transit and education systems, and top government service and public service systems
8. the Canadian people truly believe in their country and not a single man, woman or child of the Great White North thinks it’s alright for it to be annexed by Americans or anybody, and any Canadian would stop that from happening, even at the cost of his life
9. we have no crime (and therefore no homelessness because that’s one thing that causes crime), Canadians wouldn’t even need to lock their doors at night
10. we have no pollution (this of course includes noise pollution, meaning damned teenagers don’t drive by your house at 2 in the morning playing damned rap music so loud their car speakers could explode)
What about you folks?