I saw that other thread - didn't comment because it was mostly about 'delete this thread'.
Maybe you should go for a job as a colourist?
But judging by the above, you've been Outside in your lifetime. Ever.
That might disqualify you.
~ Le Messor
"Belief is a wise wager. Granted that faith cannot be proved, what harm will come to you if you gamble on its truth and it proves false? . . . If you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing. Wager, then, without hesitation, that He exists."
~ Blaise Pascal