Smurf, move to Australia. School's much cheaper here...
Of course, you may owe our gov't money for years, but you'll get the edjycaishun laik whut ai dud.

(There's Moore Theological College in Sydney, it's supposed to be good. Moore? What is it good for? Absolutely nuthin! ... sorry... I wouldn't have done that, but Edwin Starr's War was playing on my iPod as I typed.)

- Le Messor
"Get your own human plaything!"
- Bernard Black