They don't tell us who the other agents are, in case one of us gets captured. Why else do you think I don't know Tony Stark is a skrull?

Thanks for the 'grats, guys. Del, I've paid my dues by now. So don't be too bitter.

- Le Messor
"Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers."
- Jack Handey