Crackity Jones' Discovery Of Alpha Flight

[Crackity Jones]

I read #66.
Good LORD.

But I went ahead and ordered the rest of volume 1 tonight (minus #127 because it wasn't in stock).
#67-#86 should be here this week sometime, and #87-#130 will probably be here next week or the following week.
And then someone on another forum gave me this idea:
http://www.singleboundstudios.com/index.cfm

So, I am considering doing this with all non-Byrne volume 1. As soon as I can figure out what ALLLLLL those things mean and how to order.

[Crackity Jones]

Yay!!
HAPPY *DEFAULT SETTINGS* 37th PAGE OF GROWTH TO MY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's celebrate! PARTY!!!!

Le Messor: You bring the quotes and music!

FlightPath: You're in charge of supervising all the things and bringing the music that Le Messor forgets.

Tawmis: You check IDs and search people.

Phil: You grab the drinks and food and be the guy who writes out the name tags and sticks them on people wherever they want them.

rplass: You're in charge of hats.

[Flightpath07]

And hair, too, I have nice hair.

I'll take your word for that, m'lady.

[Flightpath07]

yay!!
Happy 37th page of growth to my thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rplass: you're in charge of hats.

roflmao

[Crackity Jones]

He'd better bring the hats.
NO ONE brings the hats like rplass brings the hats.

Hat.

[Le Messor]

However, Namor SHOULDN'T HAVE TO chase women (corrected for all you Sue Storm fans *HUGE SIGH*).

Finally!
(No, really - I was only citing precedent, not defending the bad writing.)

I'm probably the ONLY Namor fan who doesn't want to see him trying to steal some man's woman because it makes him "interesting and sexy". Because it doesn't.

Got that right! It really doesn't!

OTHER writers had to run with that and soon he's trying to "steal" Emma Frost from Cyclops, and now he has this reputation for falling in love with blondes and being a woman stealer.

That's probably more to do with Emma being written as somebody everybody falls in love with.
On their dead lover's grave.

Y'know what? I may have just figured out my 'worst character' contender (though not Alpha related) - Emma frost as a 'hero'. She was great as a villain, when Claremont in his prime wrote her, but this nasty, abrasive, supremely arrogant and selfish person as a hero? There's a reason I'm having a hard time finding comics I enjoy these days.

That's freaking awesome right THERE. You need say NO MORE about DreamQueen. I am sure I will love her.

Well, the Joker thing is mostly just her colour scheme.

I am not following you on how this rids the snake of the elephant's weight?

Do I have to spell it out?

I know. I cannot stand his X-Men. His NOT X-Men. blah.

Even without his lack of respect for established characters, I just don't think he's that good a writer. He's dull and repetitive with his 'Mamet-speech' and decompressed storytelling.
Bleah.

YAY! Do bad things happen to Purple Girl???

Purple Girl ins't in volume 2.
There's a reason we keep speaking of her in discussions on that book.

I think that's all I can say without spoilers - but not massive ones. I can reveal that mystery to you if you like; just say the word.

That, sir, is mistake #3. You're racking 'em up. You OWE ME.

3?
Actually, I thought I was doing much worse than that!

And hair, too, I have nice hair.

Cool!

~ Le Messor
"She had beautiful blue eyes, and long, flowing plaid hair."
~ Steve Wright

[rplass]

Yay!!
HAPPY 37th PAGE OF GROWTH TO MY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually you can change the number of posts per page from this link:

http://alphaflight.net/profile.php?do=editoptions

scroll down to "Number of Posts to Show Per Page:" I have it on 40 (the max) so it's not 37 pages for me. But happy 37th page of growth day anyway.

[Crackity Jones]

Actually you can change the number of posts per page from this link:

http://alphaflight.net/profile.php?do=editoptions

scroll down to "Number of Posts to Show Per Page:" I have it on 40 (the max) so it's not 37 pages for me. But happy 37th page of growth day anyway.

You're missing the point, though: Are you bringing the hats???

[Crackity Jones]

Actually you can change the number of posts per page from this link:

http://alphaflight.net/profile.php?do=editoptions

scroll down to "Number of Posts to Show Per Page:" I have it on 40 (the max) so it's not 37 pages for me. But happy 37th page of growth day anyway.

And I just changed mine, and it's only on page 14.
YOU RUINER OF OTHER PEOPLE'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

[Phil]

It's 19 pages my end...

[Crackity Jones]

There I edited to clear up any possible confusion.
At least I'm good at correcting my mistakes.

[rplass]

You're missing the point, though: Are you bringing the hats???

rplass hats for everyone! With me on the hat.

[Phil]

Phil: You grab the drinks and food and be the guy who writes out the name tags and sticks them on people wherever they want them.

[Tawmis]

rplass hats for everyone! With me on the hat.

Nice. See I check IDs and search people. Which would be great, if we had more women here. I am just going to have to repeatedly ID and search Crackity!

- eyes Crackity -

How you doin'?

[Crackity Jones]

You guys are so perfect!
I seriously adore you ALL.