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    So let's see your ranking of Alpha Flight members (for as far as you have gotten) - as well as anyone else who wants to rank top to bottom.

    Guardian (Mac)
    Vindicator (Heather)
    Northstar
    Aurora
    Sasquatch
    Snowbird
    Shaman
    Marrina
    Puck
    Talisman (Elizabeth)
    Madison Jefferies
    Box (Bochs)
    Diamond Lil
    Manikin
    Purple Girl
    Goblyn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawmis View Post
    So let's see your ranking of Alpha Flight members (for as far as you have gotten) - as well as anyone else who wants to rank top to bottom.

    Guardian (Mac)
    Vindicator (Heather)
    Northstar
    Aurora
    Sasquatch
    Snowbird
    Shaman
    Marrina
    Puck
    Talisman (Elizabeth)
    Madison Jefferies
    Box (Bochs)
    Diamond Lil
    Manikin
    Purple Girl
    Goblyn
    Ranking our faves?

    1. Guardian (Mac4evah)
    2. Northstar
    3. Aurora
    4. Puck (when not moping about Heather)
    5. Shaman
    6. Talisman
    7. Bochs
    8. Jefferies
    9. Sasquatch
    10. Manikin
    11. Purple Girl
    12. Heather (MAKES ME SO SAD THAT SHE RANKS HERE BECAUSE SHE NOW SUCKS).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crackity Jones View Post
    Ranking our faves?

    1. Guardian (Mac4evah)
    2. Northstar
    3. Aurora
    4. Puck (when not moping about Heather)
    5. Shaman
    6. Talisman
    7. Bochs
    8. Jefferies
    9. Sasquatch
    10. Manikin
    11. Purple Girl
    12. Heather (MAKES ME SO SAD THAT SHE RANKS HERE BECAUSE SHE NOW SUCKS).
    Wow. My heart breaks.
    You don't even rank Snowbird???

    Quote Originally Posted by Crackity Jones View Post
    I'm still adjusting to the fact that all of the original members are gone (as of #51), Northstar is living with elves (cause he's now a half elf???), Aurora was abandoned in the dark because: HEATHER, Heather is dancing around claiming her AF is better than Mac's, Purple Girl and Manikin are an item, Sasquatch has forgotten that even though he's physically a woman when in human form, he's still Walter in mind and spirit, and suddenly he is flirting with Gary Cody. Mac is still dead. Heather is still a freaking disappointment and an idiot.
    Well, I said earlier, Northstar and Aurora's origin gets "fixed"... Aurora where she is, ends up "fixed" also, if I recall, due to a villain later... Heather... she tries to get fixed, but too much damage is done to her, to ever like her in costume, in the original Alpha, and even in the following volumes... in Amazing X-Men, at least, she seems reset... as for Purple Girl and Manikin... I care for neither of these characters, so they could fall off the edge of the world, and the Sasquatch woman thing, gets fixed... eventually, but not nearly soon enough. And Mac, well, that gets fixed too. See what you have to look forward to? Other than Heather, you're in good hands.

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    Jeez, after typing all of that out, I have to wonder why again I am still reading this.
    Because you care and want to hope that they all get fixed...

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    So, we aren't counting "funny" as a super-power then? Okay, scratch that one off my list.
    I like to think I am funny, my wife would argue otherwise.

    Quote Originally Posted by Garry/Al-Fan View Post
    I can only guess that the reason these things were allowed to happen is because the editor(s)/publisher green-lighted/approved them to happen.
    Or the editors didn't care about Alpha Flight, in general.

    Quote Originally Posted by Garry/Al-Fan View Post
    In the 80's I couldn't take it anymore (#55), quit (caring) with #56, only occassionally picking it up (#s 64, 66, 67). Changing writers wasn't enough to keep me, at the time, although I thought the DreamQueen's origin was good.
    I stuck through it, the entire original run, because of how much I liked the team. I kept hoping they'd get fixed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Garry/Al-Fan View Post
    Since then, I've filled in volume 1, with one exception (#105, I think it is); but I have never gotten over the poor execution/crappy stories that were published during the Mantlo era.
    #106? The Coming Out Issue, perhaps?

    Quote Originally Posted by Garry/Al-Fan View Post
    The early Mantlo era tried to pass off Alpha Flight as a family when just about everybody wasn't acting very family-oriented. That's one of the things that really irked me.
    It was like a family! What are you talking about? A Charles Manson killing one another type family, but a family nonetheless...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crackity Jones View Post
    Northstar is living with elves
    This is what I was alluding to when I told you he'd stop picking on Heather. Technically, he does.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tawmis View Post
    You don't even rank Snowbird???
    A slip-up, perhaps?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tawmis View Post
    Well, I said earlier, Northstar and Aurora's origin gets "fixed"... Aurora where she is, ends up "fixed" also, if I recall, due to a villain later... Heather... she tries to get fixed, but too much damage is done to her,
    Yeah, most of it does get better... less worse, anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Le Messor View Post
    This is what I was alluding to when I told you he'd stop picking on Heather. Technically, he does.
    I see.
    I am considering skipping issues #52 up to when Northstar returns. And jumping back on when he returns. I don't know. I don't want to read about Not Alpha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crackity Jones View Post
    I am considering skipping issues #52 up to when Northstar returns. And jumping back on when he returns. I don't know. I don't want to read about Not Alpha.
    And that's why I have such a problem with most of the later volumes. Part of it, anyway - it's Not Alpha.

    However, there are some good stories between #52 and #82. I wouldn't recommend skipping all of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil View Post
    I think #51 onwards is where it starts to get better, as the Mantlo run winds it's way down.
    I'm a big fan of the Jim Lee art and the Dream Queen storyline.

    #52-53 may make you see Mac in a different light though, so maybe you won't enjoy them as much.
    oooh, no. I was actually going to read #52 because that's the one titled "FLASHBACK!", right?
    I do like the Jim Lee art.

    Quote Originally Posted by Le Messor View Post
    And that's why I have such a problem with most of the later volumes. Part of it, anyway - it's Not Alpha.

    However, there are some good stories between #52 and #82. I wouldn't recommend skipping all of it.
    Ugh. How did you all stick it through Not Alpha??
    The original characters are the ONLY reason I am still reading this series.
    And as of now, there aren't any originals on the team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crackity Jones View Post
    Here, Tawmis, I fixed it for you. I thought I had already put Snowbird on it.
    and

    Quote Originally Posted by Le Messor View Post
    A slip-up, perhaps?
    Indeed it was! She put Snowbird back in there and I was able to piece my heart back together!

    Quote Originally Posted by Crackity Jones View Post
    Sorry, I just keep getting stuck on b!tching about it. It's mindblowing.
    As expected. If you didn't complain, I'd be more worried.

    Quote Originally Posted by Crackity Jones View Post
    I am considering skipping issues #52 up to when Northstar returns. And jumping back on when he returns. I don't know. I don't want to read about Not Alpha.
    Don't because...

    Quote Originally Posted by Phil View Post
    I think #51 onwards is where it starts to get better, as the Mantlo run winds it's way down.
    I'm a big fan of the Jim Lee art and the Dream Queen storyline.
    ... this! ^^^

    Quote Originally Posted by Crackity Jones View Post
    Ugh. How did you all stick it through Not Alpha??
    The original characters are the ONLY reason I am still reading this series.
    And as of now, there aren't any originals on the team.
    I believe the intention was to replace Alpha Flight entirely. Bill does good if he has a clean slate. This is why I think he initially did so well with ROM and MICRONAUTS which were both fun stories to read. (Not very much character development in either one, but they were still that comic you read for just some brainless fun).

    Quote Originally Posted by Le Messor View Post
    V2: I was actually lining up at the store to dump it when they told me it was getting cancelled very soon. So, I thought why not buy two or so more issues?
    When V2 came out, I recall enjoying the series. I recently tried to re-read it, and couldn't get past the original artists' work. Especially how he drew uh... "Mac" (to spare any potential spoilers).

    I enjoyed Radius (and his origin), as well as his half-brother (though the origin they tried to peg for him, to me, was too much of a stretch and I don't think ever got confirmed). I strongly dislike Man-Bot or whatever his name was. But for the worse character in Alpha Flight history, second place goes to Murmur. First place goes to - if you can count him, since it wasn't in an ALPHA FLIGHT series, goes to Earth Mover. (Worse character even in ALPHA FLIGHT history, you probably know who I'd say it was...)

    Quote Originally Posted by Le Messor View Post
    V3: I enjoyed it (though it was baaad) so that wasn't a problem. (Also, the promises above.)
    This was the "comedy" one, right? Scott was writing?

    Quote Originally Posted by Le Messor View Post
    v4 and Omega Flight? I knew from the beginning they'd only end up being limited. (All were originally slated to be ongoing series; Omega and v4 were both dropped back to limited / minis before issue 1 hit the stands.) Also, I liked Omega Flight, Non Alpha or not.
    Even though v4 was the original characters, I wouldn't have stuck with it the way it was written. Your mileage may vary.
    Other people? Because they enjoyed them:
    See Phil's comments on another thread that v2 is what brought him here.
    A lot of peeps really liked v4 - as mentioned, it was the originals. Personally, I just didn't like that it was about the angriest thing I've ever read, with them screaming in my face all the time about 'how dare you not be a minority!?! Evil!' and the v2-like 'Mind control! Mind control! Oooh!' storyline.
    I enjoyed Volume 4, because it "reset" Alpha Flight. Were they a little more angry? Sure, but consider what they have been through, wouldn't you be pissed too?

    I liked them having an edge. I feel like that's something Alpha Flight needed. For too long, they have been treated like a joke. I think, in part, because of how Volume 1 came about after Byrne's departure. It was so horribly handled - and not just from Bill. I think in the Marvel offices, new people were tossed onto Alpha Flight, to try and do something with it, simply because it was tied to the X-Men and the X-Men were popular back then, so they wanted to see if someone could make something happen. But they didn't want to put big names on there, because they were reserved to Marvel's core, big titles (FF, Hulk, Avengers, X-Men, etc). As a result, with so many writers and artists who walked through the original volume of Alpha Flight, it became almost unbearable, confusing, and a nightmare. I don't think anyone, post Byrne, ever cared about their assignment on Alpha Flight, and basically did what they had to, to keep their jobs.

    So "rebooting"/resetting Alpha Flight with some edge, I think would have been what it needed. For the market readers to say, "Oh, hey, here's this team that's not going to put up with any Bull$#!+!"

    Sadly, we did not get to see that develop into a series, right when we had a great artist on it, and a writer who expressed interest in making something of Alpha Flight...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawmis View Post
    Well, I said earlier, Northstar and Aurora's origin gets "fixed"... Aurora where she is, ends up "fixed" also, if I recall, due to a villain later... Heather... she tries to get fixed, but too much damage is done to her, to ever like her in costume, in the original Alpha, and even in the following volumes... in Amazing X-Men, at least, she seems reset... as for Purple Girl and Manikin... I care for neither of these characters, so they could fall off the edge of the world, and the Sasquatch woman thing, gets fixed... eventually, but not nearly soon enough. And Mac, well, that gets fixed too. See what you have to look forward to? Other than Heather, you're in good hands.
    Sorry, I just keep getting stuck on b!tching about it. It's mindblowing.



    Quote Originally Posted by Tawmis View Post
    Because you care and want to hope that they all get fixed...
    Yes, that I do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawmis View Post
    ...

    Or the editors didn't care about Alpha Flight, in general.



    I stuck through it, the entire original run, because of how much I liked the team. I kept hoping they'd get fixed.


    (After #29 through #56, so much bad stuff had happened that I didn't believe it could be fixed...a lot of it will be considered canon, no matter how much retro-revising. G/A-F)

    #106? The Coming Out Issue, perhaps?

    (The Bachelor party/bar-hopping issue is the one I don't have, yet. G/A-F)



    It was like a family! What are you talking about? A Charles Manson killing one another type family, but a family nonetheless...
    One decision keeps popping up for me about AF# 44: if your leader (Heather) or your team-mates (Judd and Jeffries) KNOW that your powers are going to get negated if you touch your sibling, why on earth would you split the team up and have Northstar and Aurora in the same group, in a cave, going after a foe who beat them handily the first time?
    Once upon a time, they exploded from the pages of The X-Men. For a moment, they were "Canada's answer to The Avengers."

    They were ALPHA FLIGHT....

    ...once upon a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garry/Al-Fan View Post
    One decision keeps popping up for me about AF# 44: if your leader (Heather) or your team-mates (Judd and Jeffries) KNOW that your powers are going to get negated if you touch your sibling, why on earth would you split the team up and have Northstar and Aurora in the same group, in a cave, going after a foe who beat them handily the first time?
    Because you have hopes of killing off the last of your team so that you can make an Alpha Flight team ALL YOUR OWN that consists of a Mind Raper, a guy who lusts after said under-aged Mind Raper (but he splits into three different guys, so COOL and YAY!), a guy who you suddenly have become attracted to, and a Not Sasquatch/Snowbird/whatever. And all of these thoughts hit you in a splash page at the end of the book as you ponder, in depth, how your new, ALL-YOUR-OWN AF team is better than your deceased husband's and how you are better than your deceased husband, and your justifications for SUCKING. BADLY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crackity Jones View Post
    Ranking our faves?

    1. Guardian (Mac4evah)
    2. Northstar
    3. Aurora
    4. Puck (when not moping about Heather)
    5. Snowbird
    6. Shaman
    7. Talisman
    8. Bochs
    9. Jefferies
    10. Sasquatch
    11. Manikin
    12. Purple Girl
    13. Heather (MAKES ME SO SAD THAT SHE RANKS HERE BECAUSE SHE NOW SUCKS).
    Here, Tawmis, I fixed it for you. I thought I had already put Snowbird on it.

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