Be reasonable! You can't expect Marvel to have reasonable characters acting in different, non-generic ways, can you?
Each and every one has to be edgy and cool, so you can tell the edgy and cool ones by the oh look a distraction!
- Le Messor
Xander: I'll have you know I was just accosted by some kind of, uh, locker monster.
Giles: Loch Ness Monster?
Buffy: Locker. Monster. Is what he said.