I basically find that most of Akiva Goldsman's movies are exciting and action-packed, but so incredibly stupid that I come out of them more insulted than entertained.
Come to think of it, when I read Da Vinci Code, I had that same reaction, and felt it was the literary equivalent of an Akiva Goldsman movie.
That was before it actually became one.

~ LM
"Do the funky gibbon!"
~ The Goodies